knitting disappointment

after the december holiday, ann spotted what she thought was a treasure on the 50% off table at her local bookstore. among the chickensoup for the soul books and anne geddes creepy baby cards, she saw a single solitary knitting calendar still sealed in plastic featuring a unique "pattern-a-day." how could she pass it up?

with visions of elegant mohair wraps and buttery soft angora cardigans, she eagerly awaited january 1st. now that it is april, it is safe to say that her small investment was an utter disappointment. lo and behold, here are some of the "best" patterns:

rufus, the leprechaun doll


just what everyone needs, a cadbury egg basket



"my sunglasses are preventing me from seeing how bad i look in this sweater" sweater