Goodbye Elvis. New year, new look.

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President-elect sighting

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In 1991, I shared a beautiful CWE mansion with a farm hog named "Timmy." This sculpture looks just like him. Am I right? @coolcoper

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Crispy catfish fillets, hush puppies, and the all-important pickled green tomatoes. Reminds me of growing up in the Bootheel.

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Wall o' animitronic fish

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When in Arkansas...

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I always thought our "unflattering portrait" by Rev. Aitor (c. 2007) would make a great holiday card. Since 2016 pretty much sucked, here you go... Happy holidays, Instagram world!

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My wife may be in Cuba, but I'm the one who comes home with a swordfish. #scavenging

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Tiny Parisian photobooth pic of @dabneytogo c.1997 and T token

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Sometimes, he such a shit. #Instagrim

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I need a word for when one gets distracted reading ancient newspaper articles instead of building a fire. #brr

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Official dog park hat

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Grim hasn't moved in 2 hours. It appears he needs a vacation after his vacation.

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Spying on the lobstermen next door.

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New England happy hour specials are the best.

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Tasting with great tasters

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Ann and @hillfarmstead "Ann" (superfluous A covered)

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"Hot sauce," huh? New England hot sauce ain't no thing. More like zesty ketchup.

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In honor of John Glenn

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Love running into the Pierings

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@dabneytogo in her element.

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I love modern-day kennels that post pics of fur babies. Nice to see that the G-man is making friends. Thank you @thewateringbowl

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Formerly shio ramen

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Set of The Humans

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Lifeguard in a Korean spa might be the most boring job in the world.

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Giant ghost sign

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She's my BFF actually. 👊🏽 @natemusic

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Hard to capture but OMG

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This is a test of my nyc and former nyc foodie friends (and those in the know). Name the restaurant. @ilovermont @mikevosika @runlynnrun @paulupham

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With my sister, 1980. Honestly, not unlike my gym clothes of today. #tbt

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Just found this old pic of my sister in hot curlers in my childhood room. Loving the baby blue golf clubs in corner. #saladdays

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Camouflage

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Not-so-secret weapon

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Moms

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No surprise that Grim really loves his grandma.

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My mom is making me eat her houseplant. #ashitaba

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Dab & Mom #latergram

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Big THX to 2 of my fave nasty women, Jill & Mandi, for this amazing Mt. Nasty t-shirt. Perfect garb for the Million Woman March In January. ✊🏽

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Happy birthday to my favorite person @dabneytogo. (📷 c. 2004, Victoria, Australia)

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Anyone can harness the power of RBG! Come to @thecivillife.

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RBG in da house! @thecivillife

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RBG in da house!

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A post-halloween bag of KitKats revealed a runt. #latergram

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Suitcase-bound

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Attempted scavenging thwarted by ridiculously long lines

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Giant bag of Korean crackers or body pillow? You decide. #latergram

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These two kept me sane over the last 48 hrs. I ❤️them. Now, I have have to put them on an airplane. 😢

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Sweetness on a dark day. #latergram XO @rosadmayer

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Watching these two play in the studio just like old times. Feeling nostalgic. ☺️

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In honor of the OG suffragettes... #werewithher

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Baby doll head

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Squad #werewithher

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STL bucket list item - ✔️

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STL bucket list item - ✔️

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💔#ghostsign

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Plate and screws installed. My wife is now officially a cyborg.

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Falkor from the NeverEnding Story

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I play the role of "the landlord" and my wife = the secret decorating fairy. Via @apartmenttherapy (Link in the profile)

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The more I look at this mascot the more it infuriates me. #gocubsgo

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I know how to make a patient feel better.

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Thank you, @GuerillaStreet, for the awesome freebie. This one is going on the helmet.

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"We may be Canadian but we're ready for your fucking election to be over."

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Fellow Wellesley sisters (and all u @hillaryclinton supporters), you know you need this young Hill at Wellesley pin. Link in profile. #imwithher

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Beef stew on wood stove. #veggiewifeaway

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Antique picnic basket. Filing this under "neat items I've never noticed in this house" courtesy of @dabneytogo.

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When a man loves a monkey

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125 yards = Go time

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Morning.

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For those of you, like myself, who are wearers of the Perpetual Gym Ponytail (PGP)... These work.

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Today's parental doggy bag = ukoy (Filipino shrimp fritters) + sauce

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Coincidence?

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Hell nope

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View from the Eads Bridge of the new park

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I don't care that you're watching the Ryder Cup.

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Dog park detritus

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Deep thoughts

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Showing off my badass golfer side. Might actually have the opposite effect but whatevs.

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My @loafersstl baguettes never arrive at home fully intact.

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Sunday morning savory oatmeal concoction #upbeforethesunrise

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Beck mid-air

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Showing our @hillaryclinton pride.

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Little known fact - the 1st gay wedding @massmoca took place on this day 13 yrs ago. Happy anniversary to my boo, @dabneytogo.

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When I was a kid, I thought bunions were something one eats.

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Season's greetings @whatsdoinon @t_lentil Musical theater nerds unite! 👊🏾

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Home on the range

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T-shirt envy

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3 Smiling Buddhas

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I find this bizarre.

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Latest obsession = taramosalata

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Squam Lake, 2010 #tbt Thanks to @nebraskaboy and @the_shawmuter for taking care of us this week. Miss you already. 😘😘

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Sitting on the stoop of our old place

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Me in my happy place. Savoring the last cherrystone before heading back to the Middle.

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BFF - Me and @the_shawmuter - Best Foils Forever

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Add beer, picture complete.

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I wonder why they call it "Golden Pond."

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My dad just texted me a picture of myself that I've never seen before (w/ grandma, mom, dad). Circa 1974?

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Thanks to @nebraskaboy for my maiden Snapchat experience. (I'm an old lady.)

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❤️

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Ye olde Annie

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Sampler

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CCC - cleaning conference call

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Inflatable hammock time

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Between OR and ME, I Portlanded 2x this summer.

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Bus reading

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Belated birthday present - Heady Topper #drinkvtbeer

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I like my Empire State building @tattly so much that I resorted to taping my arm into a bread bag just so I can eke out another day or two.

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Box of nails

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Close

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Long live living room shows. @cyhsyband @undertowmusic

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#tbt to 2007 - @CYHSY @ Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel, Providence RI. Tonight, Alec is playing our living room.

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Where's Waldo?

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Can you tell we're hungry?

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Congrats to @thecivillife on American Brown's can bday. The cans already look at home in there. #nicestfolksinthebiz

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A taste of Thailand in my wagon window. Blessings for safe journeys (and crossing my fingers for better gas mileage). ✌️🏾

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Salvador

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First fill-up in the non-diesel wagon and of course, regular is 24 cents more expensive. #murphyslaw #dieselgate

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Has always been and will always be known as "Pudgy Asian Partner" in our household

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Freezer stalagmite

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Bfast pizza

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Bfast onigiri

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Binder clip chic

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Binder clip chic

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Out with the newish, in with the new. #vw #dieselgate

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Big hair, don't care.

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Coffee, pizza, bread - all life's necessities

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I was a bad girl. 2007 #tbt

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It's school portrait day.

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Empty feelings

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The 3 of us just hanging out

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👊🏾 @caveofswords

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It's my birthday! I look surprised.

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Thx @davemessina for pointing out this cool pic of our Super Cub brother KH. (Repost from @paintchipps). #hondapassport

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I bought a strange inflatable vulva.

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These two. 💞

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Cutest dampener ever

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Post-tennis donut stop

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I've got a burger problem. I'm addicted to these squashed meat patties in particular.

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My @tattly looks wrinkly. 😕

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Late afternoon naps

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80s 4-evah

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I have a new IG obsession. @baseballcardvandals

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Hard to not think of these lovely fools this holiday weekend. VT forever. #tbt

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To the person who taught me to take life's pleasures seriously - Happy birthday, Dad!

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Best tee I've seen in a long time.

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Torn between the smoking Elvis or double-chinned Nick Offerman tattoo.

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Not sure whose outfit is funnier.

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Miller ponies - the A cup of beers

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Post-tennis selfie

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What can I get ya?

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The real @mward

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M.Ward

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I convinced Joe Edwards to call the whole trolley project off. Then, he had the nerve to ask me for a selfie. (He's starting a wall of shame at Blueberry Hill.) 😜

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I convinced Joe Edwards to call off the whole trolley project off. Then, he had the nerve to ask me for a selfie. 😜

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Currently coveting this random person's portrait on Honda Cub. #wishlist

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Nikki Lane twangin' out at Twangfest.

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Tommy Halloran

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Annie meets the Rockies. #latergram

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1963

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#latergram

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25 cent scooter ride. "No grown people. Please." #dammit

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Spin formation

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Custom custard holder

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Even Darth Vader can party too hard in Las Vegas. #tbt

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Haim tonight. Tegan and Sara multiple times in the past. I'm beginning to think that sisters have the best stage banter.

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Almost Haim time.

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Goodbye Garden of Poop and Sorrow.

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Living room show with @willjohnsontx. Long live southern Missouri connections. 👊🏽

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Making friends @thecivillife

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Helmet

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Golf hat

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Beer tap fountain (if only the beer flowed as freely)

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#tbt 10 years ago MK Restaurant Hong Kong for shabu shabu

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#tbt 10 years ago when I thought I was a badass with my iPod Shuffle sweatband thingy

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I ❤️ Lucius

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Happy Hollows

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My wife went to NYC and all I got was these $6 peepers from @flyingtigerusa

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Lazy Saturday morning

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Scooter decided to shed some pieces this morning. Hmm.

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Today, my mom gave me 2 century eggs and a salted egg.

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We sure went through a lot of little glasses. So many many flights. #latergram

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Missing @ilovermont

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Wino

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Sample monsters

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Treehugger

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How's this for a Portland wake-up call? FU, healthy marathon runners.

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Crossword assist

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Apparently, they make crop top hospital gowns. Hello belly button!

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Another great living room show. This time with @cyhsyband

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Trumpet with delicious beer mute @schlaflybeer

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I love it when this man whistles. @andrewbirdmusic

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Black toilets freak me out. It's like peeing into the abyss.

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Big and little (Minnie and mini)

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I like to call it an albatross.

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Hereby admitting my outfit today was inspired by a 3 year old.

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Viking helmet

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Tweaking

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My mom knows the ultimate way to lure me out to the burbs for a visit: a side of ribs from my hometown BBQ joint.

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Mama Bear and Madisen Ward

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Warning: beet lover's special will give you beet thumbs. @loafersstl

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I'm calling this the "beet lover's special" @loafersstl - smoked beet sandwich with little gem salad (w added beets). Big 👍🏽

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Cookie on nose

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Got a flat. 😕

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Lame

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Clark Kent

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Pool installation is going swimmingly. 😉

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Tofu press over tofu packaging (my advanced move)

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Just bought a used book off eBay. Thinking of you @daniellejs1

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These two women had much to do with who I am today. Blame them.

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Do I look like an astronaut in my new lid?

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Sunday reading

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Alice

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Jo and Alice in St. Pete! Great surprise.

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Sunny beach, cold wind

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Baby gator

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Tofu press (damn good beer)

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Cousin It getting her hairs cut.

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Found these in a pocket of an old bag. Mustache Annie lives.

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Trying to guess what's stuck in there. Possibilities: plush eyeball, part of a rope, or squeaker

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At the vet...

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Happy birthday, baby sister! @bsmathany

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I'm addicted to corn nuts.

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There are eyes under there somewhere.

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Met & golfed w this retired firefighter. Proudly declared he's "scratch when it comes to the 19th hole." Made me chuckle.

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Wearing my old Girl Scout beret & sash #tbt

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Pittsburgh Pirates spring training. #sportsball

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The downstairs neighbors have yet to notice the items Grim keeps tossing overboard from our balcony. Today's addition - the leg of a plush alligator.

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Fresh gulf snapper. Noms.

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Dog beach

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Feeding frenzy

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Happy 70th birthday, mom! (St. Petersburg, FL - 1981. Yes, I'm standing like Uncle Fester.)

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Smoked fish to go. Fish spread to die for.

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Birdwatching

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Grim taking in the view for the first time.

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I love tacos. First of many trips.

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Training in progress

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Never owned a wire haired pup before and was beginning to think we ought to be doing something for our fur ball, so I watched this grooming video. Grim = "Before" picture

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Cravings

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Happy birthday @funnyduchess - Nantasket Beach, 2006

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Forget salt & pepper - my go-to egg condiments (though not together).

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Annie/Dab 10.50 credit

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New shoes

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Sunday morning

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Annie's Angels

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Dragon slayer

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This car sticker is so my wife.

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My Jerri lighter handcrafted by and purchased from Amy Sedaris herself. Bust Craftacular 07. #tbt

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Bubbles

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📸 via @echoesofrana #latergram

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Mysterious snapshot of our store/house (pre-rehab) that was left for us on our stoop

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Our old pup Feidler enjoying a Sunday afternoon in the park. (2005)

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Las Vegas, 2008 #tbt

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One last drink in St. Mark's Square. Ciao "Venice" -- Vegas, baby!!!

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Red Rock Canyon (📷 by @funnyduchess)

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I tried to convince them that this dealer looked a little shifty.

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Drawer of takeout menus and player cards. #lasvegas

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If l squint real hard, it's almost as if I'm staring at the real Trevi Fountain. #latergram

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Guess which one we're headed into.

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Contemplating the "I love my ass" roll...

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Heaven

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One of the things VW "bought" me for Xmas was my first ever natural leather purse. It's been tanning on our balcony on every sunny day since Xmas eve. Here it is on day 1 and now.

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One of the things VW "bought" me for Xmas was my first ever natural leather purse. It's been tanning on our balcony on every sunny day since Xmas eve. Here it is on day 1 and now.

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A surprise Jedi visit

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My mother has somehow acquired a new superstition - on January 1st, she had to have 13 different round fruits in her possession. 7 days later, she gave me a pomegranate.

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My in-laws and their peepers

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Old school L.L. Bean, or as my parents refer to it "L. Bean Bean" @llbean

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Who wore it better? (Bow tie via @coolcoper)

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I think this guy served me coffee somewhere.

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