how to get an old dog to eat his supper, (a.k.a. recipe for "magic" sauce)
- fill dog bowl with his plain old regular dogfood.
- reach into refrigerator for a bottle, preferably with something audibly sloshy inside.
- without removing cap, vigorously shake bottle over dog bowl, all the while making lots of liquidy-good noises, as dog watches.
- enthusiasm works well here in getting the dog's attention by adding "look, feidler, magic sauce! umm. good."
- watch dog eagerly munch away.
- laugh at stupid old dog.
- repeat twice a day.
Ah fieeeeeedlerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
ReplyDeleteah feidlerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. nooooooooooot. sooooooooooooooo. smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrt.
ReplyDeleteI love magic sauce! I remember my mom used to put it on spinach and...
ReplyDeleteOh.
Or...maybe Feidler is verrrrry smart. "How to get someone to give you a floorshow with your supper" (a.k.a. The "magic" sauce performance)
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