then ashbloem and carrrrrmen called them from a bar no less and asked them if a & d were up for some poker. and then they innocently asked if liquor stores were open at that time on a sunday. so ann and dabney HAD to bring the vodka. then ashbloem and carrrrrmen called them three times to ask if they were on their way (with the vodka).
also, lest you see carrrrmen and get the wrong idea from her tiny size-0 frame: she is really a pint-sized killer. don't let this picture of innocence fool you:
at some point between the last time they all played texas hold 'em, and last night, carrrrmen went out and read something that said the more aggressively you bet, the more chance that you will win. and whatever she read was right. that girl cleaned HOUSE last night. she had a stack of chips so tall by the end of the night she couldn't even see over them to make her next big bet. she had to leave.
SO so SOOOOOO not true!!
ReplyDeleteWe were calling because you took a million years to come over and it was a school night!!
We so TOTALLY thought we'd play Parcheesi and be done with it.
I didn't know Carrrrrrmen was a Crazy-Eyed Poker Killer or I wouldn't have agreed to play.
The part that is true is this: she had to leave.
I am so thankful that you neither mentioned my name, nor the fact that I lost tragically not only once, but twice. Despite the cowboy hat.
ReplyDeleteEvidently, I'm the Jennifer Tilly (unfortunately, in probably more ways than one) of our group.
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