Treehugger

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How's this for a Portland wake-up call? FU, healthy marathon runners.

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Crossword assist

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Apparently, they make crop top hospital gowns. Hello belly button!

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Another great living room show. This time with @cyhsyband

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Trumpet with delicious beer mute @schlaflybeer

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I love it when this man whistles. @andrewbirdmusic

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Black toilets freak me out. It's like peeing into the abyss.

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Big and little (Minnie and mini)

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I like to call it an albatross.

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Hereby admitting my outfit today was inspired by a 3 year old.

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Viking helmet

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Tweaking

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My mom knows the ultimate way to lure me out to the burbs for a visit: a side of ribs from my hometown BBQ joint.

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Mama Bear and Madisen Ward

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Warning: beet lover's special will give you beet thumbs. @loafersstl

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I'm calling this the "beet lover's special" @loafersstl - smoked beet sandwich with little gem salad (w added beets). Big 👍🏽

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Cookie on nose

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Got a flat. 😕

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Lame

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Clark Kent

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Pool installation is going swimmingly. 😉

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Tofu press over tofu packaging (my advanced move)

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Just bought a used book off eBay. Thinking of you @daniellejs1

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These two women had much to do with who I am today. Blame them.

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Do I look like an astronaut in my new lid?

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Sunday reading

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Alice

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Jo and Alice in St. Pete! Great surprise.

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Sunny beach, cold wind

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Baby gator

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Tofu press (damn good beer)

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Cousin It getting her hairs cut.

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Found these in a pocket of an old bag. Mustache Annie lives.

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Trying to guess what's stuck in there. Possibilities: plush eyeball, part of a rope, or squeaker

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At the vet...

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Happy birthday, baby sister! @bsmathany

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I'm addicted to corn nuts.

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There are eyes under there somewhere.

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Met & golfed w this retired firefighter. Proudly declared he's "scratch when it comes to the 19th hole." Made me chuckle.

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Wearing my old Girl Scout beret & sash #tbt

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Pittsburgh Pirates spring training. #sportsball

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The downstairs neighbors have yet to notice the items Grim keeps tossing overboard from our balcony. Today's addition - the leg of a plush alligator.

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Fresh gulf snapper. Noms.

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Dog beach

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Feeding frenzy

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Happy 70th birthday, mom! (St. Petersburg, FL - 1981. Yes, I'm standing like Uncle Fester.)

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Smoked fish to go. Fish spread to die for.

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Birdwatching

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Grim taking in the view for the first time.

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I love tacos. First of many trips.

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Training in progress

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Never owned a wire haired pup before and was beginning to think we ought to be doing something for our fur ball, so I watched this grooming video. Grim = "Before" picture

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Cravings

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Happy birthday @funnyduchess - Nantasket Beach, 2006

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Forget salt & pepper - my go-to egg condiments (though not together).

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Annie/Dab 10.50 credit

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New shoes

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Sunday morning

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Annie's Angels

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Dragon slayer

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This car sticker is so my wife.

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My Jerri lighter handcrafted by and purchased from Amy Sedaris herself. Bust Craftacular 07. #tbt

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Bubbles

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📸 via @echoesofrana #latergram

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Mysterious snapshot of our store/house (pre-rehab) that was left for us on our stoop

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Our old pup Feidler enjoying a Sunday afternoon in the park. (2005)

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Las Vegas, 2008 #tbt

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One last drink in St. Mark's Square. Ciao "Venice" -- Vegas, baby!!!

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Red Rock Canyon (📷 by @funnyduchess)

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I tried to convince them that this dealer looked a little shifty.

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Drawer of takeout menus and player cards. #lasvegas

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If l squint real hard, it's almost as if I'm staring at the real Trevi Fountain. #latergram

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Guess which one we're headed into.

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Contemplating the "I love my ass" roll...

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Heaven

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One of the things VW "bought" me for Xmas was my first ever natural leather purse. It's been tanning on our balcony on every sunny day since Xmas eve. Here it is on day 1 and now.

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One of the things VW "bought" me for Xmas was my first ever natural leather purse. It's been tanning on our balcony on every sunny day since Xmas eve. Here it is on day 1 and now.

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A surprise Jedi visit

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My mother has somehow acquired a new superstition - on January 1st, she had to have 13 different round fruits in her possession. 7 days later, she gave me a pomegranate.

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My in-laws and their peepers

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Old school L.L. Bean, or as my parents refer to it "L. Bean Bean" @llbean

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Who wore it better? (Bow tie via @coolcoper)

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I think this guy served me coffee somewhere.

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Times Square has its ball. We have @nebraskaboy. #nye

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Our old cozy Boston digs, Christmas 2006. #tbt

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Just finished hokey pokey batches #4 & #5. After completion, it's a must that it be placed on a shelf that's too high for me to reach. Don't feel like making #6 & #7.

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Balsam fir wigs were so hot in 2007. #tbt

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