Making and doing the Hokey Pokey

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Wet willie

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Apparently, elves refuse to do laundry.

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Our garage was sealed with a kiss.

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That time when my head was used as a tripod. #tbt

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The nice guys at Broadway Shoe Repair helped me for free. Go git your shoes shined, will you?

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Unruly hair - don't care.

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Mural at my VW dealership. Picking up my "goodwill" package. I'm still pissed though.

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Sad that Pearl River Mart is closing. Where else can I find a toothbrush holder that could make @dabneytogo cringe? #xmasgift #latergram

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Still coveting these handmade Japanese sneakers I tried on at yesterday's @pop_up_flea

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My bestie

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A really bad picture of really delicious uni. This is when it's great to be married to a vegetarian; it was all mine. #latergram

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.@NightmareofYou played one of my desert island albums from beginning to end. 10 yrs later and it still sounds fantastic.

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.@NightmareofYou played one of my desert island albums from beginning to end. 10 yrs later and it still sounds fantastic.

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Little known fact: green shakshuka cures hangovers.

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Korean food cohorts

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Picture of tonight's Korean meat mania and assorted banchan for @davemessina

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Athlete. Legend. Warrior. Renegade. Rockstar. And then there was ME sweating my ass off in the back. #soulcycle

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First stop: hand-pulled noodles

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Winter golf

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Got the mane trimmed. Enough on the floor for a Crystal Gayle doll.

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Shanghai photo booth, 2004 #tbt

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Heart pulled out their hits tonight and made Dabney's night by ending on some classic Led Zeppelin.

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Please recycle. #Instagrim

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Mini loaner is not as mini as Dabney's.

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Same same but so not. American TB on left. Thai TB on right is 3x stronger and now, empty.

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Our moms

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Wonder women

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Sucked into the National Dog Show

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Paid my last visit to @CompanionBaker Early Bird Outlet. South City will miss Anne and her team.

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I just realized the similarity. Dabney's car = baby shoe

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Typical morning

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. #beer

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Found in the backyard

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Happy birthday to my favorite cowgirl!

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Gluten free dog treats. Like mother, like son. (jk)

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Warm spot

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Playing with Google Cardboard.

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@cynthia.kohl I looked for Switzerland but no luck. #ch

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How I manage to do Sunday NYT crossword on a bright afternoon

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Windblown

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RBG in da house! #halloween

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Swapped white silicone for cheap 3rd party milanese watch band. Feeling fancy. #nerdchic

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Crayfish special at Milque Toast. Thumbs up!

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That time I was 1 of 4 matroshka dolls (next to littlest, that is). #tbt #halloween

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Halloween props

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Sportsball-themed ties

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Got your name on it. @echoesofrana @mehobbs

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6000 miles - 1200 are mine. #supercub70

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Free suburban produce

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Mom's pumpkin duck

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Early Halloween prediction; this will be the season’s scariest costume. #halloween

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You know when you come across a recipe on the Internets and you just can't help yourself? Charred broccoli w sardines, pickled shallots and mint. I think I've died and gone to heaven.

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It's cocktail hour somewhere - Filibuster.

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Hospital staff photo circa 1977. Mom on lower L. Dad on the upper R. #tbt

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Ichiro made our fantasy sperm donor list nearly 10 years ago. Now, he pitches apparently. The man amazes me. -- Regram from @undertowmusic

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Fired up the woodstove for the first time this season.

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Pancakes? Nope. Leftover mashed potato cakes. #sundaymornings

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Strangely fascinating. What does this say about me?

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What he looks like when you scratch his belly and what he looks like when you stop. #Instagrim

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Selfie taken while tubing down the Icicle River, Leavenworth, WA. 2006 #tbt

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Lap dog #Instagrim

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My sister is taking my niece to Taylor Swift tonight.

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My niece is seeing Taylor Swift tonight.

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In honor of the botched Spanish fresco of Jesus and the more recent Tom Brady courtroom sketch, I present to you President Eisenhower.

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Assistance needed. #Instagrim

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I've seen those fake owls to scare off pigeons, but I've never seen a fake golfer before.

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View from Dabney's commandeered desk

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4th anniversary gift to selves, 2007. Tremont Street by Kate Sullivan

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My aunt's fresh lumpia (spring roll)

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Flipping through an art book and came across this image - Evelyne Axell, Ice Cream, 1964 - aka Lucius's Wildewoman (2013) album cover

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It's never too early to teach your pup about current events. #Instagrim

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Here are the 2 used balls that the starter gave my playing partner and me when we arrived. Their names are "Diamond Ice" and "Nitro." So American Gladiator. Being both grateful and offended, I really tried to lose Diamond Ice today. Hate pink balls. #latergram

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Grim always enjoys a good muumuu hammock. #Instagrim

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Clubbing

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Living Room Show courtesy of @davidbazan

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.@NightmareofYou @mideastclub - Boston, 2008 #tbt

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Had to submit a pic for dog park membership. #Instagrim

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TRX

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Me & Feidler, 2005 #tbt

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Beard #Instagrim

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Grim has figured out if he runs at full speed, he can hurl himself onto the couch. And that it's totally worth it. #Instagrim

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Annie lied to me when she said "Spas are so relaxing."

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While the gluten-free pescatarian is away, the meat-eating spouse will play. Chicken adobo for dinner.

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One year ago, my major championship dreams came true. Best gift ever. #tbt

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Savoring the puppy cuteness while it lasts. #Instagrim

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Ready to ride #latergram

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Be safe while you drink and wear protective headwear

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Fur baby cuddles #Instagrim

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Mama Bear lives her whiskey neat and so does Madisen. Like mother like son. @MadisenWardMB

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STL love for KC's @MadisenWardMB

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California King #Instagrim

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Makes me chuckle every time.

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